NORMAL STATEMENT: People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
Chris Okotie : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.
NORMAL STATEMENT : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
Chris Okotie : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
NORMAL STATEMENT : All that glitters is not gold. ence are not truly auriferous.
Chris Okotie : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
NORMAL STATEMENT : Beggars are not choosers…..
Chris Okotie : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
NORMAL STATEMENT : Dead men tell no tales
Chris Okotie : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.
NORMAL STATEMENT : Beginner’s luck
Chris Okotie : Neophyte’s serendipity.
NORMAL STATEMENT : A rolling stone gathers no moss
Chris Okotie : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.
NORMAL STATEMENT : Birds of a feather flock together
Chris Okotie : Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.
NORMAL STATEMENT : Beauty is only skin deep
Chris Okotie : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
NORMAL STATEMENT : Cleanliness is godliness
Chris Okotie : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.
NORMAL STATEMENT : There’s no use crying over spilt milk
Chris Okotie : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lacteal fluid.
NORMAL STATEMENT : You can’t try to teach an old dog new tricks
Chris Okotie : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
NORMAL STATEMENT : Look before you leap
Chris Okotie : Surveillance should precede saltation.
NORMAL STATEMENT : He who laughs last, laughs best
Chris Okotie : The STATEMENT presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.
NORMAL STATEMENT : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Chris Okotie : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.
NORMAL STATEMENT : Where there’s smoke, there’s fire!
Chris Okotie : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration
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