Hi guys…..take a look at some interesting quotes below.

Business

“I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agreed with me.”
 - Dudley Field Malone

“A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining and wants it back the minute is begins to rain.”
- Mark Twain

“The difference between a boss and a leader: a boss says, ‘Go!’ -  a leader says, ‘Let’s go!’”
 - E.M. Kelly

“There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.”

 - Anonymous

“If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.”
 - Anonymous

“First-rate people hire first-rate people; second-rate people hire third-rate people.”
 - Leo Rosten

“There are two rules to success in life: 1. Don’t tell people everything you know.”
 - Unknown

Dating

“You don’t love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.”
 - Anonymous

“Men always want to be a woman’s first love – women like to be a man’s last romance”

 - Oscar Wilde

“When a man goes on a date, he wonders if he is going to get lucky. A woman already knows.”
 - Frederike Ryder

“Too many people are looking for the right person, instead of being the right person.”
 - Unknown

Power

“Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power.”
 - Unknown

“You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you.”
 - Eric Hoffer

“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.”
 - Eleanor Roosevelt

“Beware the fury of a patient man.”
 - John Dryden

“He who angers you conquers you.”
 - Elizabeth Kenny

Women

“A woman begins by resisting a man’s advances and ends by blocking his retreat.”
- Oscar Wilde

“Women say they have sexual thoughts too. They have no idea. It’s the difference between shooting a bullet and throwing it. If they knew what we were really thinking, they’d never stop slapping us.”
 - Larry Miller

“Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.”
 - Unknown

“There are more important things in life than money — but they won’t go out with you if you’re broke.”
 - Unknown

Humor

“The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it’s unfamiliar territory.”
 - Paul Fix

“Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you’re up at the right hour, you can get a VCR for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95.”
- Chris Rock

“Don’t tell your friends about your indigestion. ‘How are you’ is a greeting, not a question.”
 - Arthur Guiterman

“I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.”
- Rodney Dangerfield

“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America’s Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn’t want to go to war, and the 2 most powerful men in America are named ‘Bush,’ and ‘Dick’.

- Chris Rock

“Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.”

- Mark Twain

“I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.”
- Groucho Marx

“I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.”
- Rodney Dangerfield

Life

“Blessed is the person who is too busy to worry in the daytime and too sleepy to worry at night.”
 - Anonymous

“Be careful of your thoughts, they may become words at any moment.”

- Ira Gassen

“Isn’t it surprising how many things, if not said immediately, seem not worth saying 10 minutes from now?”
 - Arnot L. Sheppard, Jr.

“The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to other creatures; but the fact that he can choose to do wrong over right proves his moral inferiority to any other living creature.”
- Mark Twain

Marriage

“Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent.”
 - Unknown

“I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months — I don’t like to interrupt her.”
 - Anonymous

“Doing a bunch of different women is easy; doing the same woman for 24 years, now that’s dedication.”
- Jay Leno

“Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.”
 - Mae West

“The husband who wants a perfect marriage should keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.”
- Groucho Marx

Sex

“I wonder why prostitution is illegal. Why should it be illegal to sell something that’s perfectly legal to give away?”
 - George Carlin

“I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it’s fantastic.”
 - Woody Allen

“The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money costs less.”
 - Brendan Francis

“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
 - George Burns

Success

“Anyone can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.”
- Oscar Wilde

“Show me someone without an ego, and I’ll show you a loser.”

- Donald Trump

Work
“If you don’t like your job, you don’t strike! You just go in every day and do it real half-assed. That’s the American way!”

- Homer Simpson